I Always Feel Like... Somebody's Watching Me!

Monday, January 10, 2011

A Knock-Knock Update

The jokes keep coming!

Gregory taught Ayla and Jackson this joke yesterday:

"Knock, knock..."
"Who's there?"
"Impatient cow..."


Get it? The cow is impatient. But now so are cats, dogs, "neenos", babies, binkies, cars, bunnies, houses, butts, shoes, etc. I heard a knock-knock joke for nearly every item we passed in the grocery store today. Eggs were funny. Broccoli was funny. Hot dogs were funny. But there was a clear winner....

Ayla: "Knock, knock..."
Me (and Jackson): "Who's there?"
Ayla: "Impatient toilet paper..."
Me: "Impatient toil....."
Ayla: "FLUSH!"


  1. We have one that goes:

    Knock, knock
    Who's th...
    Interrupting Rabbit!

  2. Laughed out loud! LOVE your updates!

  3. Too funny! I can't help but think of our late night stud-muffin substitutions.

  4. Aaaagh. We went through years of this joke series. Still makes me laugh if done right.