The jokes keep coming!
Gregory taught Ayla and Jackson this joke yesterday:
"Knock, knock..."
"Who's there?"
"Impatient cow..."
"Impat....."
MOOOOOOOOO!
Get it? The cow is impatient. But now so are cats, dogs, "neenos", babies, binkies, cars, bunnies, houses, butts, shoes, etc. I heard a knock-knock joke for nearly every item we passed in the grocery store today. Eggs were funny. Broccoli was funny. Hot dogs were funny. But there was a clear winner....
Ayla: "Knock, knock..."
Me (and Jackson): "Who's there?"
Ayla: "Impatient toilet paper..."
Me: "Impatient toil....."
Ayla: "FLUSH!"
We have one that goes:
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock
Who's th...
Interrupting Rabbit!
Laughed out loud! LOVE your updates!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I can't help but think of our late night stud-muffin substitutions.
ReplyDeleteAaaagh. We went through years of this joke series. Still makes me laugh if done right.
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