A few weeks ago, while at work, I had quite an awkward moment with a customer.
He was one of those overly talkative customers who had to make a comment about everything. "Oh, wow, you're refilling my Iced Tea. " But in a nice way.
I was clearing the lunch plates when he pointed to me and said, "Gee, someone must love you very much..."
I look down and all I can see is my clearly pregnant stomach.
I looked back at him, then back at my stomach and then back again... until he finally clarifies and says that my diamond ring was very interesting. Good lord dude - you should have just said that in the first place!